I love Sven Vaeth's style. and music. and projects, but most of all, I love these one liners he busts out with. They're much funnier if you say them in a thick german accent. (No shots at my German friends). But let's be real, 40 year old Sven is much funnier than super serious 20 year old Sven)
In order of appearance
[1] "I play 85% german records, 10% british. America, not so much"
[2] "If you're over 30 and haven't made it as a DJ, it's time to quit"
[3] "I don't listen to digital promo, i play vinyl! greetz Sven ;-)"