I love Sven Vaeth's style. and music. and projects, but most of all, I love these one liners he busts out with. They're much funnier if you say them in a thick german accent. (No shots at my German friends. But let's be real, 40's Sven is much funnier than super serious 20s Sven)

In order of appearance

[1] I play 85% german records, 10% british. America, not so much

[2] If you're over 30 and haven't made it as a DJ, it's time to quit

[3] I don't listen to digital promo, i play vinyl! greetz Sven ;-)